Phineas Downey, Now Preaching Acceptance, Tolerance & Anti-Hypocrisy, Ousts...
Detroit—Phineas Downey is in the news again, this time for his attempts to oust Audrey Hogan, current president of the Anti-Hypocrisy Association of America (AHAA). Downey said that he’s only...
View ArticleFormer “Deeder” Leader Phineas Downey Looking To Abolish Rock-Paper-Scissors...
Phineas Downey is now taking his considerable skills in annoyance and attacking the school playgrounds, trying to ban the game rock-paper-scissors. Downey is trying to get teachers, parents and school...
View ArticleFormer “Deeder Leader” Phineas Downey Hoping To “Help” US Postal Workers
Washington, DC—Mere days into the new year, former Deeder leader Phineas Downey has found something else to gripe about, another “cause” he’s created and finds himself at the forefront of. And this...
View ArticleIdiot Attention-Seeker Likens Great Pacific Garbage Patch To “Mythical Loch...
Kansas City, MO—Seeing that he hasn’t gotten his name in the press all that much as of late, former Deeder leader Phineas Downey called a news conference to announce he has undertaken a new...
View ArticlePhineas Downey Looking For Heads To Roll Over Super Bowl Power Outage
New Orleans-Former “Deeder” Leader and world-class over-reactor Phineas Downey for some reason felt the need to weigh in on the events surrounding the Super Bowl and the 34-minute power outage that...
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